JUST RELEASED: ‘Like humans, crows are more optimistic after making tools to solve a problem’

Something insane has just come to our attention. A whopper of a story submitted to reddit in the last day by the user QuietCakeBionics titled Like humans, crows are more optimistic after making tools to solve a problem is gaining some traction, having got 605 comments already at the time of writing. You can read the initial story (posted by news.harvard.edu) at this link. This was posted at 2019-08-23 21:08:46 and has an ID of cudnl2. Here are some initial comments on what’s going on:

  • “I imagine using a stick to get a bug is the equivalent to my code compiling without errors.“, posted by the user g_deptula at 2019-08-24 14:22:45. We judge this to be a negative comment and one that is objective.
  • “People are optimistic? Where?“, posted by the user flamingboard at 2019-08-24 13:12:54. We judge this to be a negative comment and one that is objective.
  • “Random question can i raise a murder of crows?“, posted by the user mesanoobsa1 at 2019-08-24 11:58:08. We judge this to be a negative comment and one that is objective.
  • “You can see it in his eyes, hes fuckin STOKED.“, posted by the user campoviejorioja at 2019-08-24 11:57:43. We judge this to be a negative comment and one that is objective.
  • “They are so intelligent and amazing they even pick on & harass other creatures!“, posted by the user SirGinger76 at 2019-08-24 11:56:00. We judge this to be a negative comment and one that is subjective.
  • “I think it’s more correct to say like crows, humans are more optimistic after making tools to solve a problem.“, posted by the user volfin at 2019-08-24 11:37:22. We judge this to be a negative comment and one that is objective.
  • “Crows have some crazy human like (intelligent imo)skills…have their been any studies/brain scana on crows that might show why they are abl… (limiting to 140 characters)”, posted by the user Admiralacoulduseabar at 2019-08-24 11:04:17. We judge this to be a negative comment and one that is subjective.
  • “well crows dont have ex wives who take the kids please karen I’m begging bring back my kids oh god“, posted by the user Hatefuls at 2019-08-24 11:01:32. We judge this to be a negative comment and one that is objective.
  • “I was pessimistic about watching another Harvard video after that music.“, posted by the user catherder9000 at 2019-08-24 10:21:10. We judge this to be a negative comment and one that is objective.
  • “One time as I was driving home from work I saw a squirrel running across a busy street, then I saw another. Eventually, I kept seeing these … (limiting to 140 characters)”, posted by the user chrisarthur85 at 2019-08-24 10:06:23. We judge this to be a negative comment and one that is objective.

As this is something very close to me, I am frantically searching for more details and will update this post as soon as we know more.

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