Just In: ‘Rare Cases Of Gonorrhea Confirmed In Kalamazoo’

This is a very important story. A very unique story submitted to reddit in the last day by the user flytraphippie titled Rare Cases Of Gonorrhea Confirmed In Kalamazoo is gaining some traction, having got 14 comments already at the time of writing. You can read the initial story (posted by mlive.com) at this link. This was posted at 2019-08-24 02:30:54 and has an ID of cuhvix. Here are some comments people have already left (you may also comment below – we will publish anything reasonable):

  • “Must be a REALLY slow news day in Kalamazoo.“, posted by the user schoocher at 2019-08-24 09:34:44. We judge this to be a negative comment and one that is objective.
  • “‘Patient X’ was quoted as saying:

    >*”Our eyes met across the crowded hat store. I, a customer, and she a coquettish haberdasher. Oh, I p… (limiting to 140 characters)”, posted by the user StraightWeather2 at 2019-08-24 05:38:00. We judge this to be a negative comment and one that is objective.

  • “The Kalamazoo Gonorrhea!“, posted by the user BlueMonkOne at 2019-08-24 04:59:43. We judge this to be a negative comment and one that is objective.
  • “Guess I am not the only one who knows [a gal in Kalamazoo](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WQQfK8Bqkw0)“, posted by the user jabberwocke1 at 2019-08-24 04:34:10. We judge this to be a negative comment and one that is subjective.
  • ““Abcdefgh….I got the clap…..in Kalamazoo”“, posted by the user Lisa_Leubner at 2019-08-24 04:31:03. We judge this to be a negative comment and one that is objective.
  • “Probably from riding a tractor….“, posted by the user Spdrjay at 2019-08-24 03:05:20. We judge this to be a negative comment and one that is objective.
  • “Gonorrhea is rare in Kalamazoo? Ha.“, posted by the user Connbonnjovi at 2019-08-24 03:03:20. We judge this to be a negative comment and one that is subjective.

As this is a topic of great importance to our team here, we are researching more into this right now and will write a new story as soon as we are done.

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