CRAZY: ‘Officials: DQ burgers aren’t made out of people’

We just stumbled across something crazy we’d like to report on. A very compelling story submitted to reddit in the last day by the user MatthewHensley titled Officials: DQ burgers aren’t made out of people is gaining some traction, having got 23 comments already at the time of writing. You can read the initial story (posted by indexjournal.com) at this link. This was posted at 2019-08-23 23:09:31 and has an ID of cuf666. We’ve identified the following comments already:

  • “Thanks for sharing this, I was soooo worried.“, posted by the user Ben5748 at 2019-08-24 10:05:33. We judge this to be a negative comment and one that is objective.
  • “Goddamnit, how much do you have to pay to eat someone out at restaurants these days?“, posted by the user torpedoguy at 2019-08-24 08:48:29. We judge this to be a negative comment and one that is objective.
  • “That makes me feel *way* better about eating there“, posted by the user rpflynn1937 at 2019-08-24 05:53:51. We judge this to be a negative comment and one that is objective.
  • “These officials clearly haven’t seen my DQ recreation in Rimworld.“, posted by the user TheRealDrSarcasmo at 2019-08-24 04:09:46. We judge this to be a negative comment and one that is objective.
  • “Sigh. Well, there go my lunch plans…“, posted by the user Im_in_timeout at 2019-08-24 03:56:15. We judge this to be a negative comment and one that is objective.
  • “Well then I don’t want any“, posted by the user GhostPepperLube at 2019-08-24 03:49:14. We judge this to be a negative comment and one that is objective.
  • “I haven’t been there for a few years, but I remember DQ having some pretty tasty burgers.“, posted by the user andybmcc at 2019-08-24 03:45:02. We judge this to be a negative comment and one that is subjective.
  • “well that’s fucking disappointing“, posted by the user MizchiefKilz at 2019-08-24 03:43:25. We judge this to be a negative comment and one that is subjective.
  • “Sigh. Back to McDonald’s it is. I’m not sure what their burgers are, but it’s not beef.“, posted by the user Heliolord at 2019-08-24 02:48:27. We judge this to be a negative comment and one that is objective.
  • “Dammit.“, posted by the user SailorChamp at 2019-08-24 02:46:19. We judge this to be a negative comment and one that is objective.

As this is of great concern to me, I am frantically searching for more details and will update this post as soon as we are finished.

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